• 13th October
    2011
  • 13
  • 11th October
    2011
  • 11

I wish God can hear us

  • suatu sore,
  • U: (liat tv, ada cewek nangis-nangis sambil nyanyi lagu sm*sh yang senyuman ku tak akan pernah ...sing it ol dey long .... walau aku di bully ... halah malah nyanyi,)
  • H: (makan mie)
  • U: acara apaan sih?
  • H: Mimpi Kali Yeee...
  • U: Haa??
  • H: Ituloooo realitiii soowww ... ketemu idola gituuuu
  • U: Owhhh (liatin tipi, mbaknya terkejut ternyata sedari tadi semua personil sm*sh udah di belakang, ekspresi kaget, berlanjut adegan berpelukan, cipika cipiki tiap personil, sambil sesekali sesenggukan)
  • H: euugghh ... apaaaa seeeehhh lebay!!
  • U: Hiiiii hehehehehe... la kenapa to? kenapa sm*sh hahahaha
  • H: mbuh yo kok kayak di setting
  • U&H: liat adegan tipi, si mbak2 ceritanya dapet sekolahan baru setelah putus sekolah. dan di hari pertama sekolah, si mbak2 fans tadi dianter sama sm*sh. Teruuss di kerjain kru buat beliiin sebotol minum di warung kaki lima YANG MANAAAAA, yang dagang adalah emaknya sendirii. Mbak2 Fans kaget !
  • Mbak Fans: bu ... Ibu kok ada disini? (kamera zoom in)
  • Ibu: Loh nak? iyah ibukan dagang disini (angle dari sisi yang berbeda, suara si ibu jelas, plus close up)
  • Mbak Fans: aku bisa sekolah lagi bu ... trus ibu kok bisa ada disini? ngapain?
  • Ibu: (sedikit berkaca2) ibu dapet warung ini dari smash sama kru Mimpi kali ye naaakkk (adegan kembali berpelukan)
  • U&H: waaaaa,....... dapettt warung .... enake..... waaaaa
  • H: coba kali kita, (menirukan mbak2 narator) yak selamat anda dapet bertemu Haido kyaaaaa...
  • U: hahahahahaha kayaknya susah deh
  • H: ya habis itu sekaliaann gitu lo, (kembali menirukan mbak2 narator) ini mbak kami beri hadiah untuk menyambung hidup, sebuaaahh mesin PRINTING OUTDOOOORRRR!!!
  • U: wahahahaha ho'o yah kok ga da yang gitu si , mesin printing A3, A2 lah paling nggaaakkk hahahahhaha
  • 11th October
    2011
  • 11

Introducing, moceng alias chemong 

Si kucing hibah ini berjenis kelamin betina, tapi wajahnya garong. punya kumis lain warna, sebelah item sebelah putih. ga suka digendong kayak kucing2 lain. doyannya lari2 sama nangkring di kursi rotan kebesarannya di teras rumah. Kalo udah nangkring bisa berjam jam disitu. 

Susaaaaaaaaa buanget difoto. hasilnya selalu ga imut!!. mumpung tadi masih ngantuk, dicoba deh satu dua foto, tapi doski keburu sadar. Pose favorit adalah meletin lidahnya, kalo yang ga kenal personality dia, pasti dikira ngejek atau sombong kekeke. Douyaaannn banget dibelai. tapi paling benci ditepuk. Mainan favorit cukup tali sepatu sama pita bekas undangan. Mainan seharga 15 rebo (yang mane cuman bulu sulak dikasi tali doang !) dicuekin!!!@#%$&*^. Ya sudah maenannya dihibahin buat si Robin, kucing kontrakan yang kayak keset tapi luuuccuuu. :)

Katanya sih bulunya itu black torte, tapi faktanya sebelah dua belas sama gombal/keset di rumah dikala subuh. Dia pernah dituduh anjing, sama ibu tetangga sebelah waktu kabur trus sembunyi di kolong mobilnya. fitnah itu keji ya, mong!! hahahaha. 

Setelah dituduh anjing, doski dituduh bunting sama dokter hewan. Gagal divaksin sama tetes kutu akibat diagnosa dokter, “udah satu bulan ini, mbak” katanya. Sinetron belum berakhir, mak & bapak saya ga percaya dia bunting. Karena selama ini diawasin atas - bawah, kiri - kanan kemanapun dia pergi. Ga ada satu pun jantan yang berani mendekat kalo bebet, bibit, bobotnya belum jelas!. Jelas muka keluarga terCEMONG *lebay*. Kalo saya sih kok ga percaya, emang doski dulu sebohay jupe tapi emang ga da jantan satupun yang mendekat. yaqeeenn dah. Kayaknya mah hamil anggur!. hamil semu. Kayak molly dulu, si kucing kontrakan. 

Kejadian lupa nutup pintu adalah big NO NO! seperti jaman Molly waktu pertama kali di kontrakan, kabur sampe ke t4 tetangga. Ini juga sama, kabur sampe ke tetangga pagi buta, gara2 lupa nutup pitu depan! ARGH! untung ga begitu jauh kaburnya. Jadi inget babe saya ngidam ngidam pengen mane coon cat, seeett harganya 10 juta!!. Kalo kabur kayak ini kan, hedeeehhh, jangankan garuk garuk aspal, bisa garuk2 beton kali. 

Kenapa jadi posting tentang kucing gini?? alesannya sih update tumblr, hehe, soalnya bagian produktif belum ada yang bisa di unggah. hosh. 

  • 11th October
    2011
  • 11
  • 20th September
    2011
  • 20
  • 20th September
    2011
  • 20
” My God is amusing ” said my client.She describes her God to me yesterday. well I don’t know how to describe my God anyway. But don’t know how, the word appear continuously in my head. I kinda in a bad mood lately. Not such a bad mood actually but kind of “blank”, don’t know what should I do. All my job had run chaotic. I only could imagine these words in my head : surrender, quit, tired, surrender, quit, tired, run, dizzy, sleep, and need laugh. Gosh!. But the worse is I made everyone uncomfortable around me. That was the most part I hated about. So I decided to chill out, far away from others (which I always do in kind of situation).  Then, I remember what my mother said ” God won’t put us in to a trouble, without any purpose. It could be, God’s way to lift our life in to the next level”. Hoooohhh What the!.  In the next day, I watched tv and there is a tv show about the stories of generous people . Those people help others without profit or purpose, in fact they also the one who lived underprivileged but they don’t think twice to do something for anyone who need help. “It isn’t about poor or rich, handicapped or not, it’s about helping or not.” said a poor father (his son had tumor) who gave all his money to a granny because she didn’t eat anything yet that day. What a shame!!! My problem was nothing than what the man did. OOOHH what a shame.  Still watched the tv, when the tv show over, there was a tv commercial of a motivator (I never like him), and he said ” In every trouble we face, there comes benefit/luck behind”. ~~~eyaaa~~~ The last thing, I got an illustration job for a book titled “Ms. Complaint” hahahahahhaha what a coincidence. weird!! don’t you think so??? Thank God you still kind to me :)  hahahaha yeah by the way, I become more relieved. hahahha Yeah all!! I got the point!. Sorry for making your day suck, all of my partner in crime!!! I really ashamed!! Really I hate complaining, whining, even I promised to myself for not to do it. But sometimes I forgot. I hate to listening someone’s whining but I felt more terrible if I did it too. There is nobody perfect, right? I’m just a human after all.

” My God is amusing ” said my client.She describes her God to me yesterday. well I don’t know how to describe my God anyway. But don’t know how, the word appear continuously in my head. I kinda in a bad mood lately. Not such a bad mood actually but kind of “blank”, don’t know what should I do. All my job had run chaotic. I only could imagine these words in my head : surrender, quit, tired, surrender, quit, tired, run, dizzy, sleep, and need laugh. Gosh!. But the worse is I made everyone uncomfortable around me. That was the most part I hated about. So I decided to chill out, far away from others (which I always do in kind of situation). 

Then, I remember what my mother said ” God won’t put us in to a trouble, without any purpose. It could be, God’s way to lift our life in to the next level”. Hoooohhh What the!. 

In the next day, I watched tv and there is a tv show about the stories of generous people . Those people help others without profit or purpose, in fact they also the one who lived underprivileged but they don’t think twice to do something for anyone who need help. “It isn’t about poor or rich, handicapped or not, it’s about helping or not.” said a poor father (his son had tumor) who gave all his money to a granny because she didn’t eat anything yet that day. What a shame!!! My problem was nothing than what the man did. OOOHH what a shame. 

Still watched the tv, when the tv show over, there was a tv commercial of a motivator (I never like him), and he said ” In every trouble we face, there comes benefit/luck behind”. ~~~eyaaa~~~

The last thing, I got an illustration job for a book titled “Ms. Complaint” hahahahahhaha what a coincidence. weird!! don’t you think so??? Thank God you still kind to me :)  hahahaha yeah by the way, I become more relieved. hahahha

Yeah all!! I got the point!. Sorry for making your day suck, all of my partner in crime!!! I really ashamed!!

Really I hate complaining, whining, even I promised to myself for not to do it. But sometimes I forgot. I hate to listening someone’s whining but I felt more terrible if I did it too. There is nobody perfect, right? I’m just a human after all.

  • 12th September
    2011
  • 12
  • 29th August
    2011
  • 29
ilmajesties: hey @myvisualdiary ini sushi yang aku makan kemaren… hahahah #pamerrrrr eleeuuuhh CURANG CUUURRAAAANNNGGGG !!!! balik jogja kudu bawain ih

ilmajesties:

hey @myvisualdiary ini sushi yang aku makan kemaren… hahahah #pamerrrrr

eleeuuuhh CURANG CUUURRAAAANNNGGGG !!!! balik jogja kudu bawain ih